Dzuka Malawi: Lets all get naked and make money – leaked porn videos on increase

Diversification is the word, and it does not matter what you want to do. Especially if you are a Malawian in UK or South Africa or an artist, having your own porn video or leak of your private parts is more fashionable. I am in a process of compiling new diversification techniques for those of us trying to make an honest living.

Forget farming or having small items for resale to increase your income. You can use your God-given items to generate publicity and then generate income or fame which you can use to translate. I don’t mean using your brain, I mean get naked.

Yes nakedness is the new gold. Check figures in USA pornography has surpassed sports income. Get naked then you have an easy money flow. Forget Satanism, leave the albino alone and forget queuing for miracle money and being whipped by crazy Prophet Mboros in the name of cleansing yourself.

Hold on the God-fearing, porn-sharing and albino hunting pretenders, don’t get angry with me. This is the new thinking and I am seriously concerned with the quality of porn we are producing so far.

I received in my WhatsApp a new porn video from a Malawian woman in Leicester. She tried to do a clitoris shake-shake and tried to become wet. I stopped eating my lunch, it was simply disgusting. She should be advised to open her legs in dark and only to a man who really admires her. Close those legs, the shaving did not help and the HD camera on the phone worsened the outcome.

If you want to hide your face, don’t peep into the camera, we are well disgusted with the equipment we can’t try to move up the face. Of course not everything was very bad. The legs were quite well, eeh they reminded me of Abiti Mpondasi at Makawa. Perfect African woman.

The week before that it was a poor artist. His uncircumcised equipment was displayed while he looked hopelessly drunk. I know a few people who like sleeping naked and think its sexy. But my simple advice to the musician, get a six pack if you want to flaunt nakedness, it attracts girls and gays. That was a horrible picture.

I would go on and on and on the recent poor attempts by fellow Nyasas in releasing naked pictures of themselves. No most are as horrible as they come and for the girls, they really need to learn grooming bath before they open legs to take a picture or video. I can swear before the buttock of that porn artist from Lilongwe, some of them smell badly, I mean look badly. Anyway if it looks bad it can smell bad not so, same side of the coin really.

Prostitution is an oldest profession in the bible, but we cant raises generation that thinks exchanging of private parts on social media is okay. People are free to share whatever they want, but if you are married or have a jealousy boyfriend, the first rule is do not send nudies. Clear all your illicit and horny messages after chat.

Everyday marriages are being threatened by nude pictures, angry wives or husbands exposing the cheating partner and others literally posing naked for the camera and leaking themselves. No that is simply sickness. If I want to see your nakedness let me come and see it closer, real and fresh.

We cant go on like this. If grown ups who are married are doing a “Nkungula” everyday, what are our children in secondary schools sharing. We used to watch porn once in a while, hiding and with curtains closed. Porn now is shared between Facebook and Whatsapp at a faster rate.

Have we thought of the trauma we cause on the children of those whose nakedness we distribute? Or we are think it is not a sin to share nakedness and pretend we are Christians on Sundays.

No, those sharing pornography of something someone who took it private, they are as guilty as those who took it. Two sins do not make it right and no sin is bigger than the other.

Malawian women, please don’t take a photo of yourself naked and send it to any other human being. Once it leaves your phone you have no control of it. Don’t become a member of the disgraced whatsapp generation.

For men sharing you equipment only one rule is available, it has to be really huge that your wife or girlfriends friends can admire it. Otherwise those tiny things only disgrace your family. Malawian mn are not Nigerian, there should be nothing there to show off save for your girlfriend.

No, Dzuka Malawi, getting naked and taking pictures of it aint cool, I love my lunch, much of what I have seen so far does make me miss my lunch. Keep you disgusting naked to yourself and please don’t share to your every Whatsapp or Facebook contact.

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